Thursday, June 29, 2017

I’m Not a Tums Kind of Guy

Courtesy of Pixabay
A poet, I am not! Yet I write a poem or two on occasion. At least I call it poetry because the lines are short, they are centered on the page, and I can totally ignore the rules of punctuation. My poetry is free-form and don’t bother to search for rhyme or meter. Not sure I know what either of those are. At any rate, today I am inflicting a poem on my readers. Normally, at this point, I say “enjoy.” Today, I’ll merely say “persevere.”


*****
I’M NOT A TUMS KIND OF GUY

I’m not a Tums kind of guy.
The belly may be round
And oft overstuffed,
But I’ve never been a Tums kind of guy.

Yet as the years go by
And the hair turns gray
(please, no snickers now),
Maybe I’m not the same kind of guy.

The knees start to go
And the first thing you know,
The joints say click and clack.
Definitely not the same kind of guy.

As things begin to sag,
My clothes become a bag
And worse … I don’t even care.
More changes to my kind of guy.

A shock sets me back
As the mirror reveals
How profound the changes have been.
What kind of a guy am I now?

Wind has gone chasing after stamina,
Which took off in search of energy.
Ambition has vanished, but I cannot say where.
Am I even a guy at all?

With gurgles and groans, my stomach
Confirms what I crave no longer craves me.
What was tripe to my tongue is now daily fare.
Maybe I am a Tums kind of guy.

*****
If you are reading this sentence, then you persevered! Congratulations.  Let me know what you think of my poetic efforts at the Email address provided below.

The following are some links to me and my writing. With the upcoming release of the City of Rocks, I’d like to give you the DSP Publications links:

Don Travis Email: dontravis21@gmail.com
Blog: dontravis.com
Facebook: Don Travis
Twitter: @dontravis3


As always, thank for being a reader.

Don


New blogs are posted at 6:00 a.m. each Thursday.

Thursday, June 22, 2017

Weldon and Maudie

After last week’s Danny and Sophie, I’d like to take a look at a twosome of another generation. Let’s watch as Weldon’s and Maudie’s lives take a profound turn.

*****
Courtesy of Pixabay
WELDON AND MAUDIE

          On a calm spring day, we sat side by side on a white-painted iron bench in a little park across from the institute. I could smell the lilac of her favorite toilette water even though fragrances from a nearby bed of flowers vied for our attention. The raucous caw of a hidden crow occasionally broke the silence.
          A pleasing pattern of wrinkles decorated the soft cheeks of the woman who had graced me with her love and attention for the past fifty years. Age accentuated the curve of her nose and drove the chestnut hues from her hair, but it hadn’t dimmed the blue of her eyes.
          “What are you looking at, Weldon Grey?” she asked.
          I put a lilt in my voice. “At the sexy gal I married.”
          She poked my arm. “Don’t be ridiculous. If I was ever what you’d call sexy, that was a long time ago.”
          “Not to me.”
          “Hush up, and don’t you dare talk that way in front of our daughter. Where is Mary Jane, anyway?” A frown rearranged her wrinkles.
          “She’ll be here soon.”
          “Not with that Lonnie Wilson boy, I hope. He seems nice enough, but they’re too young to get serious.” She laid a hand on my arm. “You’ve told her that, haven’t you? She listens to you.”
          I avoided her question by grasping her fingers and bringing them to my lips. That brought a nice smile before the frown came back.
          “Why are we here?”
          “Enjoying a beautiful day in the sun. How long has it been since we took time to do that?” I asked.
          “Awhile, I guess.” She turned to view the green lawn and multi-hued bushes shimmering in the light breeze and pointed to the nearby flower bed. “That’s nice. Someone went to a lot of trouble with it.”
          “Worth it, I’d say.”
          “I ought to be home doing laundry.”
          “You did the laundry yesterday. We made sure the day was clear for… for us.”
          “I did? But Wednesday is laundry day. Isn’t today Wednesday?”
          “It’s Thursday, Maudie.”
          “Oh, I can’t keep up with the days anymore.”
          I patted her hand and we sat quietly for a few moments.
          “Why are we here, Weldon?” Her voice was soft and querulous; the question plaintive.
          “Enjoying a pleasant day. Look, there's a robin. Pretty, isn’t it?”
          “Robin who?” She adjusted her glasses and glanced around.
          “A robin red-breast. You know, the harbinger of spring.”
          “Oh. A bird.”
          She blessed the bird hopping on the lawn with a beatific smile and sighed. “Is this Saturday?”
          “No, it’s Thursday.”
          “Then why aren’t you at work? Did you take a day off?”
          It was my turn to sigh. I had retired three years ago. “Yes. A day off to be with you.”
          “Nice of them to give you the day off.”
          We watched a blue Ford Fusion park at the curb and disgorge four people. Maudie glanced at me uncertainly. “Let’s give them this bench and go home?”
          “No need. We know them.”
          “We do?”
          I stood as a tall woman of early middle years brushed brown hair from her eyes before giving me a hug. “Hi, Dad. Are you ready?”
          “I’m not sure, Mary Jane.”
          “It has to be done, you know that.”
          “I suppose.” I turned to my son-in-law. “Hello Lonnie. Thanks for coming.”
          “Glad to help, Dad.”
          Maudie let out a cry and bounced off the bench, snagging a girl and drawing her into a hug. “Mary Jane! You look so pretty today.”
          “I’m Gretta, Gran’ma.”
          “And there’s that Lonnie Wilson boy. Weldon, you have a talk with him right now. Just like we discussed.”
          Fifteen-year-old Kenneth rolled his eyes. “I’m Ken, Gran’ma. Lonnie’s my dad.”
          Mary Jane brushed Maudie’s powdered cheek with her lips. “You look pretty today, Mom.”
          “Who are you?” The three words held uncertainty.
          My daughter smiled through her pain. “Someone who loves you very much. Are we ready to go now?”
          “Go? Go where?”
          “Just across the street.”
          “Are we going to eat?” Maudie asked. “I’m getting hungry.”
          “I’m sure they’ll have something for you.”
          I took Maudie’s hand and led the way down a slight hill and across the street. Mary Jane and Lonnie followed, trailed by our two grandchildren.
          My steps faltered as I approached the entrance to the building, but Mary Jane’s muttered “Dad!” prodded me along. The sign etched into smooth stone over the doorway seemed hateful rather than welcoming. “Woolridge Institute for Alzheimer’s Care.
          When I passed through the door, I had little concept of the radical changes my life was about to endure. That came later. I wasn’t prepared for how profoundly I missed the comfort of my dear Maudie. Of how lonely and frightening the nights became. How my flesh crawled each time I forgot and called aloud for my absent wife. Of how inadequate the presence of loved ones and old friends was in filling the void.
          I honestly believe our separation was easier on Maudie than it was on me. I’m certain that she missed me, but she was accustomed to living in a world of strangers. I was the only one who remained in her memory banks, and there were even moments when I wasn’t there.
          I visited her, of course, until the joy she evidenced upon the sight of me dulled into mild interest, and then merely acceptance. After that, there was no more Weldon and Maudie. There was only the Weldon living in the present and the Maudie living in my memory.
          And then came the day I answered the doorbell and found a woman of middle years standing on my porch.
          “Can I help you?” I asked.
          “Dad! It’s me, Mary Jane.”


*****
Quite a difference between the two stories: One is a tale of a young man teasing his girl and the other is a story of life teasing a couple. Let me know how you enjoyed the story at the Email address provided below.

The following are some links to me and my writing. With the upcoming release of the City of Rocks, I’d like to change the DSP Publications links:

Don Travis Email: dontravis21@gmail.com
Blog: dontravis.com
Facebook: Don Travis
Twitter: @dontravis3


As always, thank for being a reader.

Don


New blogs are posted at 6:00 a.m. each Thursday.

Thursday, June 15, 2017

Danny and Sophie

After a look at The Lovely Pines last week, I’d like to return to puffery, please. Appropriate, since the little story that follows involves clouds.

*****
Courtesy of Pixabay
DANNY AND SOPHIE
 “Danny?”
“Yes, Sophie.”
“Do you love me?”
She in her backless pink and white sun dress and he in his khaki walking shorts lay on their backs in the grass at a city park allowing the early spring sun to warm them. For the last half-hour, they’d studied the clouds and remarked on funny shapes and patterns.
Danny paused to consider her question as the aroma of lilacs wafted in from somewhere to tickle his nose.
“You’re taking way too long to answer,” she said.
He propped his long torso up on one elbow and looked down at her. “It was a serious question, wasn’t it?”
“Of course.”
“Then it deserves a serious answer, so I was giving it serious consideration.”
The lines around her soft mouth tightened. “It ought to be automatic.”
“Love is automatic?”
“Your answer, dodo.”
“I should give an automatic answer to a serious question? Okay. Then yes, I do.”
She sat up and reached around to brush debris from her back. Danny automatically did it for her, noticing the weird pattern of red marks the grass left on her skin. Oh well, they’d disappear soon… automatically.
Sophie slapped his bare leg so hard it stung. “That wasn’t a sincere answer. That was a smart aleck answer.”
“How can you tell?”
She huffed a little. “Way you said it.”
“Do you even know what a smart aleck is? It’s an obnoxious conceited individual who pretends to be clever.”
“Appropriate.”
Danny gave her a sharp look. “What do you mean?”
“Whatever you think I mean.”
“So you think I’m a smart-ass because I tried to give your perfectly serious question a perfectly serious answer?”
“No, I think you’re a smart-ass because you gave my perfectly serious question a smart aleck answer.”
“That’s redundant.”
“What’s redundant?
“Smart-ass and smart aleck are the same things. In the dictionary, I mean.”
“Oh, you and your precious dictionary. Go make love to it. I’m going home.”
“Oh come on! I said it, didn’t I? I love you. Danny loves Sophie. Sophie loves Danny. All’s right with the world.”
Sophie stood and slipped her feet into pink sandals. “Sophie thought she loved Danny. Now she’s not so sure.” With that pronouncement, she flounced away.
“Wait!” he cried, but she ignored him. Danny flopped onto his back and sighed. The truth was that he did love her. Or thought he did, anyway. No, he knew he did, just like any eighteen-year-old stud would know. But she was just so easy to tease that he couldn’t resist it. She’d get over her snit eventually.
As he stared up into a blue sky studied with gray-bellied white clouds, a little puff separated itself from a bigger mass of vapor and floated free in the high altitude wind. As if kneaded by a deliberate hand, the little cloud morphed, a neck and head appearing here and four stubby legs there.
He laughed aloud. “A donkey,” he exclaimed in delight. “Hey, Sophie!” he called to the retreating figure. “Look at the cloud. A donkey!”
Without pausing, she yelled back. “No… an ass!”

*****
Stir up any memories for those Dannys and Sophies out there? I hope it kicked off memories—preferably those that ended up being pleasant ones.

Let me know if you enjoyed this little story.

The following are some links to me and my writing and to DSP Publications (my publisher):

Blog: dontravis.com
Facebook: dontravis
Twitter: @dontravis3

As always, thank for being a reader.

Don


New blogs are posted at 6:00 a.m. each Thursday.

Thursday, June 8, 2017

A Peek at The Lovely Pines


Artist: Maria Fanning
I’m pretty sure I told my readers that The City of Rocks, the third in the BJ Vinson Mystery Series, is scheduled for release by DSP Publications on July 18. Hard to believe that is just a little over a month from now. I’ve shared some of the scenes from that book a few times on this blog, but now let’s give well-deserved kudos to the cover artist for Pines—in fact all my DSPP books—Maria Fanning. Thanks for working with me, Maria.

In addition, let me say a word or two about Dreamspinner Press and its imprint DSPP. I have never worked with a publishing staff (and this is my third publisher) more professional and competent than Dreamspinner's. When an author is accepted by this outfit, he or she is totally supported by any number of individuals and departments: administrative, art, editing, promotion, formatting, and some I'm certain I omitted. Forgive me for that, Dreamspinner. 

*****

But now, I’d like to turn to the fourth book in my series, The Lovely Pines. DSPP has given me a target date for publication of March 2018. Maria hasn’t come up with a cover for this one yet, so I’ll have to settle for giving you a short scene that comes in Chapter 17. BJ and his lawyer friend Del Dahlman are at the Lovely Pines Winery to oversee the surrender of a fugitive to BJ’s old Albuquerque Police Department partner, Lt. Gene Enriquez. They are aware that the fugitive is being pursued by someone with deadly intent, so security is tight. Read on.

THE LOVELY PINES

          Two couples, as well as some singles, joined Del and me at the six o’clock wine tasting at the Lovely Pines. Two of the singles were my old APD partner, Gene Enriquez, and his last riding partner before he made lieutenant, a tall blond detective named Don Carson. They drove up to be on hand in case of trouble. Del argued that made our presence superfluous, but I knew the deadly accuracy of a military sniper better than he did and shut him down.
           Gene, however, voiced his own ideas when time came to depart the winery and insisted we make a change in plans. Carson would ride with us in Del’s Volvo while Diego, wearing Carson’s hat sat beside Gene in his departmental Ford as we pulled out the front gates of the winery. I made the detective lie on the floorboard of the back seat so an observer wouldn’t see more people leaving than arrived. I was pretty sure he knew who I was and would be keeping a close eye on me. The fact that two of the couples who’d been at the wine tasting left the property at the same time we did made me feel a bit easier.
          Ninety seconds after turning out onto the main road, Carson popped up and slid onto the seat. “I’m too damned tall to crouch down on the floorboard. This is better.”
          “Get back down,” I warned. “We’re too close to the—”
          Just as Del touched the brakes to avoid hitting a squirrel running across the road, both rear passenger windows shattered. Del almost lost control of the Volvo, slowing even more.
          “Don’t stop!” I yelled. “Get us the hell out of here!”
          Del stomped on the accelerator and the powerful automobile shot forward. Then the rear window exploded.
*****
Total disaster, or does the intrepid BJ figure the way out of an ambush by a trained sniper? We’ll see.

That’s it for this week. Let me know if you enjoyed this snipped from the novel. By the way, the fifth in the series, Abaddon’s Locusts, is taking shape beneath my pen (well, my keypad, anyway).

The following are some links to me and my writing and to DSP Publications (my publisher):

Blog: dontravis.com
Facebook: dontravis
Twitter: @dontravis3

As always, thank for being a reader.

Don


New blogs are posted at 6:00 a.m. each Thursday.

Thursday, June 1, 2017

Navigator, the Address Is…


Life is whimsical at times, playing tricks—sometimes innocent and sometimes grim—on all of us. When we’re a little too firm in thinking we’re in control of things, nature has a habit of taking us down a notch, making us realize we’re simply at her mercy.

Anyone who reads my blog more or less regularly knows I am presently writing the fifth novel in my BJ Vinson Mystery Series, a book called Abaddon’s Locusts, which explores the human trafficking problem, specifically sex trafficking. The story features two characters from earlier books that readers tell me are two of their favorites: Gertrude Wardlow, BJ’s elderly, widowed neighbor who is retired from the DEA but still thinks she can take on the bad guys, and Jazz Penrod, the fetching, likeable mixed-blood young gay who helped BJ solve the mystery in The Bisti Business.

Seeking information on the trafficking problem in New Mexico, I turned to a friend of mine to see if she knew anyone who might be willing to help me. B, as we’ll call her here, spends a lot of time volunteering for law enforcement projects. She’s successfully attended the Albuquerque Police Department’s civilian training class, the Bernalillo County Sheriff’s Office class, and, I believe, the FBI’s equivalent. She’s ridden along with officers, been tazed, blown up, and I don’t know what else. She also volunteers at the APD Crime Lab one day weekly.

At any rate, I asked B to tap her resources and find me someone with knowledge of the growing sex trafficking problem in New Mexico. She put me in contact with a detective in the Rio Rancho Police Department’s Special Victim’s Unit. This detective, who prefers not to be identified, took considerable time and trouble to provide me with meaningful information. When she said she was looking forward to buying my books, I told her “no way.” I would bring her copies of The Zozobra Incident and The Bisti Business.

When I got ready to deliver the books, I asked B if she wanted to ride along. She agreed, and I went by to pick her up. While she was closing up the house, I took out my Garmin and started entering the address for the RRPD. I’ve often confessed my ineptitude with things electronic and proved it once again when I had trouble entering the street address.

B told me to forget it. We’d take her SUV, a brand new, whoopty-doopty, loaded vehicle that does everything but take a bath for you and fix supper. I threw the Garmin down on the seat and went to crawl up (and I do mean up) into her vehicle. After we were strapped in, she pushed a button and spoke in a loud, clear voice, providing the address we were looking for.
           
            Navigator promptly responded, “Please provide the required information.”

            “Navigator, give me 500 Quantum Drive NE in Rio Rancho,” B repeated.
           
            “Please provide the required information.”

            “I am, dammit! Give me 500 Upton Drive NE in Rio Rancho.

            Navigator became a bit huffy at that outburst. “You must provide the information required.”

Now B is rather stubborn, so we repeated the performance six times before I said we could probably find the address without the help of a GPS unit.

Just before we pulled out of her driveway, I asked if I could try the GPS unit. She agreed and pushed the proper button.

            “Navigator, give me the address 500 Quantum Drive NE in Rio Rancho,” I said.

            “Proceed south twenty feet and then turn right…”

Please explain to me—and to B, by the way—why a $50,000 automobile won’t recognize her owner’s voice but will take me anywhere I want to go.

*****
That’s it for this week. Feel free to let me know if you have the answer to my question.

The following are some links to me and my writing and to DSP Publications (my publisher):

Blog: dontravis.com
Facebook: dontravis
Twitter: @dontravis3

As always, thank for being a reader.

Don


New blogs are posted at 6:00 a.m. each Thursday.

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